Chu’K No’Rys

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Chu’K No’Rys

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~Vitals~

~Name:Chu’K No’Rys
~Title: Supreme
~Nicknames:Chu’K No’Rys needs no nickname
~Age: Chu’K No’Rys is older than time itself
~Gender:Whichever he chooses
~Race: Chu’K No’Rysian: There is no other of his kind, unless he wills it.

~Planet of Origin:Roundhouse Kick
~Sexuality: Doesn’t matter, if he wants you, Your bearing his child.
~Faction:
~Reputation: Chu’K No’Rys precedes his reputation, not the other way around. Chu’K No’Rys always comes first.
~Specialty:
~Former Life: The last time Chu’K No’Rys did a Roundhouse kick the Universe was born.

~In Combat~

~POWERS:

The Glare: If he does this to you, you better run. Not that it would matter... you’ll be dead.

~Weapons and Equipment: Chu’K No’Rys needs no such things. He has his fists.

~Skills: Chu’K No’Rys needs no skills, cause skills need Chu’K No’Rys.
Chu’K No’Rys can unscramble an egg.

~Former training: Chu’K No’Rys doesn’t train, because he’s Chu’K No’Rys

~A Face to Fear~

~Height: Up to him.
~Weight: Weightless
~Hair Color: Brown
~Hair Style: Godly
~Eye Color:Brown
~Play-By:Chuck Norris
~Clothing Style: Chu’K No’Rys looks good whatever he’s wearing, even if its your skin.
~Distinguishing Features: People say he hides another fist underneath his beard.

~OVERALL APPEARANCE:
Chu’K No’Rys fought Superman on a bet. The bet was who ever lost had to wear his underwear outside his pants.

~Beneath the Exterior~

~Likes:
Everything
~Dislikes:
Everything
~Fears:
Chu’K No’Rys Fears nothing, Fear itself fear’s Chu’K No’Rys
~Weaknesses:
Do you want to learn Chu’K No’Rys’ weakness? You get the answer when you successfully divide 0 to another number
~Strengths:
Chu’K No’Rys doesn’t do push ups, he pushes the universe down.
~Goals:
Chu’K No’Rys doesn’t need goals, goals need Chu’K No’Rys
~Hobbies:
There is no such things as Endangered species, there is only what Chu’K No’Rys likes or dislkes.

~OVERALL PERSONALITY: Chu’K No’Rys actually died about 20 years ago, its just that death hasn't built enough courage to tell him yet.

Chu’K No’Rys kicked the hulk in the face and now the hulk hides in the forest and changed his name to Shrek.

~Rap and History~

~Mother: He has no mother
~Father: Himself
~Siblings:
~Other relations:
~Companions:


~OVERALL HISTORY:
Chu’K No’Rys was born
The Universe was created next

Chu’K No’Rys died once, but he got over it.

Chu’K No’Rys dug to the moon

~Writing Sample~

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That’s Right, Chu’K No’Rys knows.